Ok, the news cycle spins much slower in Idaho Falls, Idaho than in New York City. We get that.

But a story about some guy taking a sh*t underneath a highway? Are you freaking serious?!?!?

No, there isn’t any evidence Steelers’ running back Najeh Davenport was there (if you forgot , remember this?

What follows is a story by a reporter who seemed like she wanted to try hard … and brought back a story that was written like sh*t, shot like sh*t, edited like sh*t, and for whoever let this on the air, well, the … sh*t (ok, I couldn’t resist) should hit the fan.

Honestly, it’s a story about nothing but poop, so if you got a queasy stomach … well, read it anyway: I always like watching random people barf. Here it is: The Hyperlink! (ps - no, this isn’t a story about Najeh Davenport)