Ok, we just can’t get enough of this story. 
So now the Bengals have floated - and had laughed down - the idea of killing pigeons pooping on gameday fans and in their beer. The new solution?
Laser pointers!
Because, of course, the pigeon hypnotist wasn’t available.
But wait - It gets better.
In Monday’s edition of The Cincinnati Enquirer, Rick Steinau of Cincinnati Ace Exterminating called the laser pointer idea “ridiculous”, only to blurt out the utterly logical solution that “the pigeons should be given birth control”.
We couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried.
You can read more about Mr. Steinau’s solution here; honestly we stopped reading the point where anyone says pigeons should be put on the pill.
I thought pigeons used the rhythm method?
I thought that pigeons thought about Reds baseball to last longer, and then pulled out? Or as Ken Griffy Jr. would say, “Ouch, my ACL!”
No number of pigeons poop ing will help when you send two linebackers.
I thought it was “Ouch, my right nut”?
I like to play with pigeons!