Ok, who made the more boneheaded call:

Team USA coach Greg Ryan benching goalkeeper Hope Solo for Briana Scurry, or Montgomery Burns, who benched Darryl Strawberry for Homer Simpson?

Yes, everyone here knows one ended better than the other (Team USA lost 4-0 to Brazil, while Homer took a pitch to his noggin to win the game) but come on: Strawberry had NINE home runs that game!

And come on: How could you bench a face THAT sad?!?!